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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a wry, lived-in sense of humor — the kind that comes from chasing a curious little person around the house and laughing through the chaos. Soft-to-the-touch cotton and a relaxed fit make it comfortable for long days at playgrounds, storytime, or sofa snuggles. The vintage-style print reads as a tongue-in-cheek confession that parents and caregivers will recognize instantly. Wear it while packing lunches, running errands, or trading survival stories with other parents — it blends comfort and candid personality without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in, vintage feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting shape
- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in many colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Personally Victimized By My Toddler T-shirt | Funny Parenting Tee
$27.99
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